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Thu 07 June
My love for Mr. Bay is well documented in a news post I posted a few moons ago. If you would like to read that post first, please do so. Don’t worry, I’ll wait...
It’s now three hours later. I thought that would be enough time for you to read the older post and know how I really feel. I’ve chosen to redirect my efforts. I will not be hating Mr. Bay as much. Instead, Carny Reunion we will be rewriting and filming the Transformers movies. The film will feature myself, and the Captain General, playing lead roles under my direction. It will be coming to a theater near you! Email email@example.com with “The REAL Transformer movies” as your subject and be entered into a draw to win free admission! Good Luck!
(Participants must be residents of Alaska and willing to travel to Sydney, Australia for the screening. Cost of transportation and accommodations must be covered by the winning participant.)