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SEX!!!!! ...and Money
Thu 24 May
A carny cares not for your sexual orientation and as a carny I can tell you what we do care about. I only care about your wallet, or the removal of your wallet, from your pant pocket or purse and into my pant pocket or purse. When a couple is engaged in the activities of passion that is the best time to borrow their belongings and search for something of worth. I'll give you the top three items of worth to look for. The first is money. Second jewelry. The third are keys. Keys open things like a storage locker, their homes and a car. If you get keys to a house and decide to find your riches there, beware... Valuables are kept in the bedroom. Activities of passion happen in the bedroom. It's true that that is a good time to borrow belongings, but sometimes you may not be ready to witness those types of activities. Be prepared and always bring safety glasses, a hammer and ear plugs. Why these items? You'll find out why... hopefully the easy way. Happy hunting!