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Slimy Coup Master General
Tue 16 April
He thought he could get away with this?!? Well, I found you out you sick, despicable excuse for a carnival manager/shareholder!
This is a letter sent to me by a staunch supporter of Carny Reunion. It's the Captain General's plan to sell the carnival. Just so you know, Captain, I've armed the freaks!! Let's see your unnamed party get close to them now!
Also, I've hidden a rotten fish in your trailer. Enjoy!